It is so hot, that I just made up this joke and have lost enough judgment that I am sharing it.
Why did the five-year old give his sick lizard Viagra?
Because he heard his dad say it was for a reptile disfunction.
It gets worse. I am wearing shorts that should be illegal (for a man my age).
It doesn’t sound terribly hot. It isn’t, really, but five days of 90s in a row without so much as five minute of AC have put a pretty good warp on the attic gears. The weather person promises a high of 86 tomorrow (supposed to be 97 today) and then a high of 81 on Sunday. Sweet Jesus!